So, in light of my desire to increase traffic to prove I can do it–I surveyed the kids, actually just the 18 yo and 16 yo, about how to increase traffic. These are their ideas:
- Nude Celebrities (maybe photoshopped with food?)
- Nude Food Bloggers
- Female nudity should just be “boobies” because “no one” wants to see nether regions.
- Me nude interviewing celebrities and/or chefs
- Me nude interviewing nude food bloggers
Considering these are children who freak out if I am changing my shirt in my own bedroom when they barge in, they seem to think I need to get naked on the Internet in order to get traffic.
This makes me wonder what they are looking at on the Internet. It also makes me wonder why they believe traffic is always about nudity. Remember–these aren’t young children. These aren’t children who grew up without a view of the Internet.
Little do they know that most of my traffic is to a post about Brim Coffee. No nudity there…just a lost product that helped people who didn’t like acidic coffee.