Sizzle Burger Suddenly Salad

or…unusually good dinner. My mother is raving about the pasta salad I made this week. Actually two nights in a row I managed to make a dinner that everyone enjoyed. One night veggie burgers with avocado, chopped cherry tomatoes, and onion on them, sweet potato fries, and leftover pasta salad.

The night before that…the somehow “Unusually good pasta salad.” Vast amusement from Denise and me on the unusually good pasta salad. It’s a pasta salad I make…a lot. It is also a pasta salad…MY MOTHER made. Of course, she made it in the dawning time of Suddenly Salad. She giggled for years over taking this to potlucks and parties and all the people who LOVED it. Now, she’s that person.

In any case…if you are clueless as to how to make the most awesome (tongue in cheek) pasta salad EVER, here are directions.

Take one box of Suddenly Salad Classic.
While the pasta/veggies of suspicious dehydratedness cook–
chop up:
1 cucumber (peel first)
1 small yellow onion

1/2 a box of cherry tomatoes (slice in half)
1/2 a box of fresh mushrooms (slice)

Throw into bowl. Dump the powder stuff on them. Peer at box and try to figure out the oil/water amounts. Hint: they are at the top in pictogram form. Just where I don’t look.

Add oil and water. Stir. Grab a fork and taste the cucumber and other vegetables. Add a box of crumbled feta. Stir. Look at timer for pasta. Taste vegetables again now that cheese is added. Repeat. Drain the pasta and rinse in cold water. Wonder if all the nutrition left in pasta and magic veggies is being rinsed down the drain. Decide yes. Taste vegetable mixture again. Ponder whether you should add more vegetables. Shrug. Add pasta. Stir. Put in refrigerator until dinner time.

Now for the optional sizzle burger steak part:
There’s a tv game show that I saw one time where the contestants get a mystery ingredient and have to cook with it. I don’t know what this show is called. I don’t watch tv much and food tv rarely.

Our house is sort of like that. This week the mystery ingredient: a small package of strips of beef marked “great for beef stroganoff.”

Several things about this: 1. Denise won’t touch beef stroganoff and often makes gagging noises if I suggest I will cook such for others. 2. This was an extremely small package of beef. At the very fewest there are three people to feed (*if I actually cook) 3. I didn’t know this was going to be the mystery ingredient this week until I saw it while loading the groceries into the car. Oh and one other thing: I really don’t do well cooking beef.

Denise had said “I don’t know. Grill it and throw it on a salad. It was free with the purchase of the Kikkoman” Hmm. I don’t have an indoor grill currently. Someone broke it and I miss it. Last year my attempt to make the outdoor grill work failed and it went back into storage without repair. Besides-who grills 8 oz of meat outside?

So, I threw some olive oil and the beef pieces in the now empty pasta pot. I pondered marinade because I thought the meat would be tough or something. I failed to consider anything long enough to do it before actually starting to cook. I opened the fridge. Worcestershire sauce! Sizzle burgers (sorry, I grew up in the age of sizzle burgers and yes, I know, it isn’t automatically a sizzle burger if you just use Worcestershire sauce but that is what I always think of so there.) I dumped some on the cooking beef. Cooked for a few minutes. 5? 6? Then doled it out onto the top of the pasta salad as I served.

There you go. The most amazing (yes, still laughing) pasta salad ever.


  1. I think you are thinking of chopped on FN. I love suddenly pasta salad. I usually like to make my own but when its an easy night i like to modify the box kind, especially the kind with bacon

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